So this morning, I went to get into the shower, but as I stepped onto the bath mat, I felt what I thought was a wrinkle. Since wrinkles bug me for some reason, I decided to step back and smooth out the rug. Well, the wrinkle didn't go away, so I patted at it, trying to determine what it was. It felt skinny and was slightly twisted. My first thought was that it was one of Paul's blousers (elastic bands with hooks on the end that he can use with his uniform pants so that it keeps the pants straight without having to be tucked into his boots, because he hates having them tucked into his boots) and I couldn't figure out how in the world one of his blousers got into the bathroom...so I tossed part of the rug back to get it...and I saw a scorpion!